Fight For Your Right (To Not Be Fruuuuuuuuuuumpy)!!!

Kick it!

You wake up late for spinclasses man you don't wanna go
You beg youself, "Please?" but still you says, "No!"
You missed two classes and man it shows
So out of bed and to the gym you goes

You gotta fight for your right not be Frrruuuuuuuuuuumpy!

Your pants caught you doin' the muffin' and you says, "No way!"
That waistband is too tight (and not in the good way)
Man, living with this pouch is such a drag
Now you're gonna need to buy a new Fitness mag

You gotta fight for your right not be Frrruuuuuuuuuuumpy!

Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you gonna wear
Really, it's YOU about which you outta care
Your guilt busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Seriously, I need me some self-respect poise!

You gotta fight for your right not be Frrruuuuuuuuuuumpy!


  1. Oooh a theme song! I like it!

  2. Funny!

    I found your blog from fussypants but was intrigued when I saw you left your former occupation...are you nuts? I'm kidding. I listened to a close friend who was a pediatrician "complain" for years and finally become a CPA (Now, that's nuts!) LOL But she is so happy now! But,in all honesty, I wanted to say that I applaud such a courageous choice!

    Have a Great Day!

  3. Great... now I'm going to have Beastie Boys in my head all day.
    No muffins!!

  4. i do appreciate a good theme song..


    I just snorted coffee thru my nose.

    Wow, I can breath so much better! ;)


  6. So funny- I know what I'm going to be humming all morning!

  7. Wow! I was completely singing along!

    And now I sort of feel like I need to go to the gym. :)

  8. THAT was awesom - I bow to your greatness!

    And yeah, it's now stuck in my head. LOL!

  9. Awesome theme song! Now we just need to get it recorded!

  10. Love it! A theme song for so so many moms....and now I must get to the gym!

  11. Aha! Where were you this morning at 4:30 when I wouldn't get outta bed? That's terrific!

  12. Oh, one more thing. I thought of you yesterday when I had to pee really, really, really bad. Look at the legacy you are building!

  13. You are making the Beasties proud....takes me back to college days. A great anthem!



  14. Tonight Im like a giddy school girl or maybe its a drunk fool. Who knows? You just added another outburst of laughter to my evening. The look Im getting from across the room is fabulous (J and S have no idea how entertaining the blog world can be).

  15. Luv the Beastie Boys & Luv your remake! :)

    That is so my life!

  16. That was fantastic. Mind if I print it out and hang it somewhere so that I'll actually start exercising again? BTW, I wrote a post a while back that referenced the Beastie Boys and no one got it. Thank you for letting me know that I'm not the only one who still loves the Beasties!


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