I'm sick of them all.
Are you disappointed, too? I thought you might be.
Soooooooooo...as a public service, I decided it was high time to take matters into my own hands. Rather, Cutest Puppy EVER's paws:
Cutest Puppy EVER, aka Bruno, is launching a write-in campaign for the presidency. He may not be able to balance things on his head, but he's a really great snuggler.
(Bruno is asleep on the couch enjoying an afternoon breeze, but he approves of this ad.)