So I haven't been doing much on my quest for a free laptop from Apple Co-founder Steve Steve Wozniak via his ex-girlfriend Kathy Griffin. I mean, it is a brilliant plan and BOUND to work, but I have lost my momentum.
That is so like me.
I hatch a scheme and then suck at the execution (except for the medical school thing, and frankly that is ONE time I wished I'd not done the following up bit).
This is where it would be really awesome to have a staff of people to do my bidding. I could lay around coming up with fun and exciting ideas, then I could pass it off to my peeps. Kinda like Kathy Griffin and her Team Griffin.
I want a Team Christine.
Not only could they take care of the details of this campaign, like writing press releases and creating a button and getting the word out to other bloggers to get involved, but Team Christine could help in other ways as well.
They could pack this house and move it on Friday. I'll supervise and point to where things should be placed.
They could do my laundry. And dishes. Clean my bathrooms and oven.
Team Christine grocery shop for the family, and cook meals when we don't feel like it (read: usually).
They could peel my grapes and fan me when the heat becomes stifling. Actually, I could also instruct them to turn down the thermostat. We have the technology!
They could mix my cocktails and fetch my slippers! And mix more cocktails!
*Get it? Pipe dream?
Off to pack!