I got an email from them with the subject line:
Spirit Airlines - MILF Sale - Fares From $9* Each Way
I'm thinking, hmmmmm...! Are they selling MILF's? Because that would be illegal. So, no, they must be giving discounts to MILF's! Then I'm thinking, hmmmmm...are they sending me this because they think I'm a MILF? Sweet!
But, sadly, 'twas not the case. Here is what the body of the email included.