Repeat after me: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say!

(Please tell me you know from whom I stole that quote.)

In a flash of individuality, I decided to copy Mrs. Flinger copying Mrs. Fussypants (geeze, a lot of Missuses there, huh?) and create my OWN FancyThongs (Loralee suggested this nickname for me) Caption Contest.

I took this photo a couple of years ago...it is my cat Ruby, the youngest and normally most docile one of our Pride of Three, teaching a certain stuffed animal that mammals RULE over stuffies.

The fun part...what will you win by participating? A bunch of belly laughs (which you know translates to rock-hard abs) as you read what I am hoping sure will be many HI-larious entries! What other Caption Contest lies promises a beach body just from entering (and/or reading)?


  1. "I found my soul mate on eharmony.com"

    HEE HEE! You used "Fancy Thong"!

  2. ...Sob...they told me I'd be teaching other stuffed animals english!...

  3. I need to get my mind out of the gutter on this one. Before I answer is this a FAMILY site?? haha

  4. "are you choking? I am medically trained! I can help you!"

  5. Do exactly as I say and no one gets hurt!

  6. "Wow, you've got alot of tension right back here...let me rub it out for you!"

  7. I am only posting this because you said it was OK. And if my mother followed me here--Lord have mercy on my soul.

    This wasn't exactly what she expected when she responded to the advertisement for a pussy massage.

  8. There are some things in life money can't buy. For everything else; there's Visa. Accepted at realdoll.com. Check out their new furry friends line.


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