In a flash of individuality, I decided to copy Mrs. Flinger copying Mrs. Fussypants (geeze, a lot of Missuses there, huh?) and create my OWN FancyThongs (Loralee suggested this nickname for me) Caption Contest.
I took this photo a couple of years ago...it is my cat Ruby, the youngest and normally most docile one of our Pride of Three, teaching a certain stuffed animal that mammals RULE over stuffies.
The fun part...what will you win by participating? A bunch of belly laughs (which you know translates to rock-hard abs) as you read what I am
"I found my soul mate on eharmony.com"
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HEE HEE! You used "Fancy Thong"!
...Sob...they told me I'd be teaching other stuffed animals english!...
ReplyDeleteI need to get my mind out of the gutter on this one. Before I answer is this a FAMILY site?? haha
ReplyDelete"are you choking? I am medically trained! I can help you!"
ReplyDeleteDo exactly as I say and no one gets hurt!
ReplyDelete"Wow, you've got alot of tension right back here...let me rub it out for you!"
ReplyDeleteI am only posting this because you said it was OK. And if my mother followed me here--Lord have mercy on my soul.
ReplyDeleteThis wasn't exactly what she expected when she responded to the advertisement for a pussy massage.
There are some things in life money can't buy. For everything else; there's Visa. Accepted at realdoll.com. Check out their new furry friends line.
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