I will take this dream, stick it in my pipe, and smoke it*

So I haven't been doing much on my quest for a free laptop from Apple Co-founder Steve Steve Wozniak via his ex-girlfriend Kathy Griffin. I mean, it is a brilliant plan and BOUND to work, but I have lost my momentum.

That is so like me.

I hatch a scheme and then suck at the execution (except for the medical school thing, and frankly that is ONE time I wished I'd not done the following up bit).

This is where it would be really awesome to have a staff of people to do my bidding. I could lay around coming up with fun and exciting ideas, then I could pass it off to my peeps. Kinda like Kathy Griffin and her Team Griffin.

I want a Team Christine.

Not only could they take care of the details of this campaign, like writing press releases and creating a button and getting the word out to other bloggers to get involved, but Team Christine could help in other ways as well.

They could pack this house and move it on Friday. I'll supervise and point to where things should be placed.

They could do my laundry. And dishes. Clean my bathrooms and oven.

Team Christine grocery shop for the family, and cook meals when we don't feel like it (read: usually).

They could peel my grapes and fan me when the heat becomes stifling. Actually, I could also instruct them to turn down the thermostat. We have the technology!

They could mix my cocktails and fetch my slippers! And mix more cocktails!

Sigh.

*Get it? Pipe dream?

Off to pack!

Cue drum roll, please...

And the winners are...

For the year of Picnik Premium....queenoftheclick! Congratulations!

And the winner of the 7 days of free WiFi from T Mobile is...UncommonBlonde. Woohoo!

That's all for today, folks!

I knew I kicked ass, I just KNEW it!

Have you heard about Alltop?

I started noticing their badges a while ago, like at Loralee's and Sarcastic Mom's and White Trash Mom's and The Bloggess'...they started creeping up on the sidebars of my favoritest blogs.

If you haven't checked them out, you should. Their pages are, as they say, like "digital magazine racks" and has feeds from recents posts/stories/whatever. It's a great place to find all the top stories/blogs/you get it.

Why am I telling you this? Well, if you go to Alltop, and scroll waaaaaaaaay down to the very bottom, guess what's there? That's right. This blog (don't know how I tricked them into thinking I'm worthy, but I'm not complaining).

And, also, they are giving away iPod Touches! Go here and vote and maybe you'll win. I'm planning on it. Winning, that is.