1.) The check-out guy teased me for for buying a rag mag and pretended he was going to announce it over the store-wide intercom.
2.) In the parking lot, I saw a girl talking on one of those old cell phones with a curly cord that plugs into the lighter.
3.) I ran into an old neighbor who tried not to look sympathetic about the fact that we sold the dream home we built five years ago and are now renting. I didn't ask if they've met the new owners.
4.) I put Maybelline Great Lash in my cart, and then later put it back on it's hook. I figured I could pay less for it at the adjacent drugstore. I was right.
5.) I found out that Angelina and Brad were making out in a car.
6.) I ran into a Mary Kay rep who's been after me for over five years to let her do a facial for me. She didn't ask this time; I wondered why as I walked away. WHY NOT THIS TIME??? But don't get me wrong, I was relieved to not have to pretend I was interested.
7.) I hummed along to Private Eyes by Hall & Oats.
8.) My arm got sprayed by those unpredictable misters as I reached for some Romaine lettuce.
9.) I saw a sweet elderly couple debating cereal products. They made me happy.
10.) I forgot to buy toilet paper.