...you'd likely hear something along these lines:
Me: Hey, do we have any Diet Coke?
Hubby: Nope!
Me: (bats eyelashes in an exaggerated manner)
Hubby: Fine! (grabs car keys and heads to store)
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Hubby: Hon, this cheesecake is delicious.
It's dense, but not too rich.
Me: Hmmmm, kinda like you.
Hubby: (beat) Good one!
Me: I aim to please.
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Hubby: Have I seen the staple gun recently?
Me: I have no idea, I still don't have access to your retinas. (taps foot)
Hubby: Oh, yeah...I'll work on that.
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Me: Why did I ever marry you, you prick?***
***Okay, I didn't say that one. In fact, my husband suggested I include it here.
lol. Sounds like you have fun! But I get scared when "prick" and "staple gun" are used too close together. ;)
ReplyDelete"Dense, but not too rich!"
ReplyDeletePERFECTION!
"I still don't have access to your retinas."
ReplyDeleteI am so using this.
LOLLL How funny! Man coupledom is somethin, no?
ReplyDeletehahaha. love the cheesecake comment.
ReplyDeleteChristine, we are soooo on the same level, playing the same game :-)
ReplyDeleteLOL :-) Thanks for the view into your world.
MMMM Diet Coke :-) If hubby wasn't recuperating from hernia surgery, he'd so have to go get me some.
That heavy eye batting gets them every time!
ReplyDeleteThat is the funniest thing I have read in a long time! Aint marriage grand?!
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